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any 1 got ne funny stories, let every1 no lololol. safeb

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Fuck me I got loads, but no fuckin' way am I goin to sit here and type them all lol.
One which springs to mind is pretty embarrsin but if you've ever been in such a state I think you could relate.
Few years back was out with some old work mates in Kingston's Oceana, All pillin of our tits, as ya do, and bout 5 / 6 pills later, I started propa dippin in and out of conciousness, not litterally but thats how I can explain it. So I went to the toilet n locked myself in one of the cubicals, and all I could feel and hear was the reverb of bass of the main room next door, and I mean that was ALL i could hear. So Theres me sittin on a toilet gettin para coz all I can hear is hardcore verb, FUCK KNOWS how long I was in there but 2 bouncers came in the toilet knocked on door, so I opens it, and they grab me and frog martched me through three rooms searched me near the main door and kicked me out. I dont remember this next bit but aparently I was squarin up to 3 bouncers outside. So anyway I started walkin home rushin my tits off, jaw on the floor, eyes poppin out me head, and the way I walked home was past the main park in kingston, so i thought fuck it ima sit in the pitch black park n chill lol so I did. So now im sittin ona bench ina park and decide I need to piss, so I go behind the nearest tree and start pissin, FUCK KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED i sliped into a trance and next thing I no Im havin a conversation wid a tree thinkin its someone with a mask on, I remember snappin out of it when I sed take of your mask and giz a kiss, the realised Im talkin to a tree with my cock in my hand. Lol if anyone was to have walked past......................lol dont remember gettin home that night either

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once whilst playing at a illegal party i was gettin eyed up by these FINE ladies smilin at me all that an in another part of the dance was some girls i knew that were give me dirty looks( cant go into too much detail as too why .) as i came off the decks i walk past the ones giving me dirty looks and smirk thinking what you lookin at..... next thing i kno im on me back. i had slipped over and made me self look a rite prick :S the girls that were smiling me up were now larfing there frupneys off

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awww i aint gona go into my embarassin stories thou sum of ya no one that may involve acid and a window i say no mor

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ow heres one i can tel ya ............. was @sum small rave me mate was mcin @ he askd me last min if i wantd 2 as wel i was like yer y not...ne wayss......... im doin my thing n in middle of it i trip over the mic lead go flying head first into a speaker n end up landin in da middle of sum ravers...... i semi knockd me self out woke up few mins lata slightly confused 2 see loadssss of people standin ova me pissin dem selves n me mate (the mc ) avin grabbed the mic bak n callin me mc trippy took a while 2 live that one down!

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lmaoo @drex ya tree hugga no wonder ive always avoided dat park mate haha 2 many weirdos in it n ur one of dem

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The Dreaded Richmond Park errr Nice story Drexy...Me try passing thorw 1 time ..shit thuoght all the roads were rivers and all the paths streams took 6 hours to get out.....ha ha those were the days.

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ma mum n dad used to take me ma bro n ma sis up there 2 chase the deers when we was little ......... awww da memorys

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i wernt on bout richmond park lmao I was on about the fairfields opposite kingfisher u numpty lol

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i knew wer ya was ona bout...but as ya mentiond richmond park i used 2 go ther n all as a kiddie................ oioi OSTERLY park lmaoooo dats wer i learnt 2 ride a bike..... n rode straight into a tree

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you tit! minds me of sumink apropriate, lol

First time I was a traffic wardon I was on the mopeds, and down byt the river on my patrol theres this long fuck off road and at end of it theres a tiny road cumin off it with a brick wall and no pavement on the left side, anyway i was tearin down this straight, and turned into this corner with the wall, and coz i was all hyped up i thought fuck it, n started to pull a wheely, ( the road is uphill ) anyway you can guess what happened, lol i pulled it to high and the back end flew out from under me lol I radioded base n sed them that the stand was looses and snaged when i took a corner haha, ( it was loose by the way ) the bike was fucked lol it flew into the brick wall and smashed up the front panel and crippled da breaks haha

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i wernt on bout richmond park lmao I was on about the fairfields opposite kingfisher u numpty lol

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u was a traffic warden dem r fuckers

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Yeah Nad it still nbe there bro =) and so do the smack heads in the fairfilelds haha, and yeah I was a traffic wardon twice meg lol

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i remember the 1st time i got propa pissed up , must ave bin bout 14 ,
was drinkin thunderbirds n md20/20 loool
n e wayz
ended up wettin maself on da way home in da park bout 50 foot from ma mum n dads house lol
walked the rest ov da way carryin ma jeans weariin just ma knickers loooool
wen i got home the bk gate was locked so i tried climbin it , but beein drunk n half nekkid i must ave made a bit ov noise n woke ma mum who found me danglin from da gate wiv no trousers n very drunk lol..............was not impresssed

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