any other type of sh!t or is it covered???

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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD


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Well, it's sh1t ... that's right, sh1t! Sh1t may just be the most
functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get sh1t-faced, be sh1t-out-of-luck, or have sh1t for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your sh1t together, find a place for your
sh1t, or be asked to sh1t or get off the pot.
You can smoke sh1t, buy sh1t, sell sh1t, lose sh1t, find sh1t, forget sh1t,
and tell others to eat sh1t.

Some people know their sh1t. There are lucky sh1ts, dumb sh1ts, and crazy sh1ts.

There is bull sh1t, horse sh1t, and chicken sh1t. You can throw sh1t,
sling sh1t,catch sh1t,
shoot the sh1t, or duck when the sh1t hits the fan

You can find yourself in deep sh1t or be happier than a pig in sh1t.
Some days are colder than sh1t, some days are hotter than sh1t, and
some days are just plain sh1tty.

Some music sounds like sh1t, things can look like sh1t, and there are
times when you feel like sh1t. You can have too much sh1t, not enough sh1t, the right sh1t, the wrong sh1t, or a lot of weird sh1t.

You can carry sh1t, have a mountain of sh1t, or find yourself up
sh1t's creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to
sh1t and other times you fall in a bucket of sh1t and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
the English language. And remember, once you know your sh1t, you don't
need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a sh1t; or not do so if you dont give a sh1t!

Well, Sh1t, it's time for me to go. Hope you had a nice day,
without a bunch of sh1t. But, if you happened to catch a load of
sh1t from some sh1t-head........... Well, Sh1t Happens!!!

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Shit me, its true

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What about Fuck?! you cant say im goin to shit you silly, but you can say im goin to fuck u silly.
I reckon its fuck lol im goin for a fuckin poo etc. lol

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yeh - you can replace shit with fuck in pretty much any context...and some

But both shit and fuck are amazing because they can be used as so many particles of speech - verb, adverb, noun, adjective, interjection - thats 5 out of the 8. A record me thinks since the other 3 are pretty much exclusive areas unto themselves - pronouns, conjunctions, prepositions)

The only other words thst come close are twat, cunt and dick......

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You can say "going to shit" - it means something is going tits up

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this is some deep fuckin shit

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Fuck, the fucking fucker's fucked

Shit, the shitting shitter's shitted

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I can see that some serious thought has went in to this so far


there maybe too much ganja in the system

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I can see that some serious thought has went in to this so far


there maybe too much ganja in the system

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wel im 2 fuckin stonnd to give a shit

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Jonni wrote:

I can see that some serious thought has went in to this so far


there maybe too much ganja in the system

Haha, what gives you that idea?

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wel im 2 fuckin stonnd to give a shit

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