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A letter of complaint

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DJ STIXX - Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:47 am
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Dear Technical Support

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night out 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.

A shareware program, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2002.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can, without warning, Launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources. These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money files before uninstalling itself.

Any ideas?

Yours Faithfully

Dj Stixx

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OVERLOAD - Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:45 pm

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lol thats wicked man

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djpsychosis - Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:04 pm
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Cracked me up m8. Its funny cos its true!


ALICIA - Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:01 pm
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lmao!!!

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Jayums - Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:18 pm
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nice mate, you write that yourself?


umbillacord - Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:06 pm
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gwon stixx urmad-man Twisted Evil

propa Laughing

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LyricZ - Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:56 pm
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[quote="DJ STIXX"]Dear Technical Support

hahahha that is quality....n even thou ima gal i agree it tru! haha! tlk 2 ya soon baby xxxxx


FAT BARRY - Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:54 am
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Wikid Stixx m8! Laughing

Dats gotta b the best pc related story ever! Mr. Green

I keep comin back & reading it coz it cracks me up so much! Very Happy

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