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That piss me off in life, sorry had to be said lol.


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when
I ask where the toilet is?


2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the TV. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the
channel manually.



3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn
right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?



4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!



5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.



6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?




7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it, couldn't be new.



8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?



9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

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hahahahahahaha! dam stixx u hit nail on hed there mate! that is so true! most of them things piss me off 2 ......... n wen people walk into a room n say 'knock , knock' when they are already in the fekinn bloody room! i mean wots the point?? not like me can close an imaginary door on them isit! grr ....lee evans also said that hehe! big up that post made me lauff propa! xx peace xx

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